“BACK 2 LIFE. BACK 2 REALITY.”

In the past three weeks, I’ve been to Cleveland (to surprise my mom for her birthday), New York City, Buttfuck, New Jersey, and Philadelphia (for Rockstar Taste Of Chaos)  and Austin, Texas (for the SXSW Music Conference). I can hardly remember my own name, let alone what time zone I’m in. I just got back on Sunday from nearly a week in Austin and I’m almost too pooped to pop.  I spent most of my time seeing great bands, eating guacamole, walking up and down 6th Street, sweating, seeing bad bands, shaking hands, kissing babies, stepping over horse poop and stuffing my face with tortilla chips. I wrote all about it on Buzznet, but in…