Posted by Leslie Simon on Nov 26, 2009 in
style stuff,
work stuff
It’s one of the most often-asked question in rock ‘n’ roll: Why do hot chicks always fall for the most fugly band dudes? Oh, right… they’re dudes in bands, which trumps any potential facial or body deformity that he may have. (Plus, don’t even get me started on how guys think having a musician pedigree somehow gives them permission to have THE worst personality on the planet. Oh, the stories I could tell and the names I could drop…)
Check out my latest gallery for Metromix.com to see who I consider to be the hottest/grossest couples in recent history*.

* For those with weak stomachs, please wait 30 minutes after eating in order to view this gallery. Some pairings may induce vomiting—or at least a wicked case of acid reflux. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Tags: music, smart women foolish choices, stop the presses!, style
Posted by Leslie Simon on Jun 22, 2009 in
book stuff,
style stuff
If you totes heart totes (bags, that is), then you already have a whole collection of shoulder candy by the bril Sperber sisters at 31 Corn Lane. I’ve been crushing on them for the past gazillion years and I’m lucky enough to call one of Sperbs—the lovely and talented and insanely svelt Miss Teeter—my bestie.
In step with our mutual admiration society, Teet has turned the Talented Lady Spotlight on lil’ ol’ ME this time around! I’m so excited, I’m kvelling!! Hoof it over to check out my musings on Paula Abdul, cats with bladder probs and, of course, gangsta rap. Woot woot!

(Lil’ known fact: I was actually a tote model in my former life. Don’t believe me? See for yourself! Yes, ma’am… that is my Naturalistics Passion Fruit lip gloss. They totally don’t make it anymore and I mourn for it every day. True story.)
Tags: 31 corn lane, kitties who poop a lot, style, the sperber sisters
Posted by Leslie Simon on Jan 19, 2009 in
style stuff
Big ups to the first person to send me these!!!

Tags: style stuff