FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER—AND YOU COULD WIN!!
Hey party people,
If you’re not already following me on Twitter (@redpatterndress), you totes should! No, freals… not only will following me boost your emo cred, but it’ll also help find a cure for lactose intolerance. Okay, that last part isn’t entirely true, but it could be! Sorta. Not really. Gah!!
Seriously, though, I’ve decided to run super-radtastic giveaways every time I add 100 followers. The winner of my first contest was the amazing @hoppusfanmuch who won the cutest lil’ goodie bag put together by yours truly. It contained:


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Do the right thing, Spike Lee-style, and follow me on Twitter!! In case you can’t remember my handle, it’s @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress, @redpatterndress!!!

oh hey that’s me! I use those sharpies EVERY DAY.
The floss not so much because I don’t want to waste it lol.
I don’t blame you for not breaking into the floss. I bet it’s disgusting—but in an awesome way!!
PS… Don’t forget to send me those links. I can’t wait to hear what you thought about the book. Freals!
[...] winner will get an autographed copy of my latest book Wish You Were Here, a couple limited-edition Wish You Were Here Sharpies and a special lil’ surprise that”ll make you swoon. Swears! Just ask @hoppusfanmuch, [...]