Leslie Simon Is Awesome » i’m a plant murderer http://www.leslie-simon.com Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:14:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 REST IN PEACE, KILLER CACTI http://www.leslie-simon.com/rest-in-peace-killer-cacti/ http://www.leslie-simon.com/rest-in-peace-killer-cacti/#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:40:32 +0000 Leslie Simon http://www.leslie-simon.com/?p=230 There’s prolly a reason why most people, people with greener thumbs and more common sense than me, don’t buy plants and such at Ikea. That reason is that said plants die—like, a really brutal death and stuff. A moment of silence for the death of my kitchen cactus. He’s been in poor health for a while, but it looked like he was gonna pull through. Sadly, he took a turn for the worse last night and went to the big plant farm in the sky.

Sniff, sniff.

Death by plant

This is my open casket—er, garbage can—viewing.

A not-so-proper burial

For those of you lucky to have met my sickly cactus, I hope he touched your life. He was kind of good like that, always looking to make a difference and make people feel special. Feel free to share your stories here. If we keep his memory alive, he’ll never be forgotten.

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