“I Wanna Get Better”… At Updating This Site
View from the top… of my computer I can’t believe this is the first post of 2014. Dang! What have I been doing for the last 4 months? Oh, right… I’ve been: Looking for a job Building up more freelancing gigs Taking writing classes at UCLA Worrying about money Waiting for editors and HR peeps to get back to me Trying to date guys who aren’t either married or (recently) recovering from a substance-abuse problem Not sleeping Watching... Read More
Listen To Me Talk About Feelings
Last week, my hilarious friend Christina asked me to be a guest on her podcast with the equally funny Matt. It’s called “Let’s Talk About Feelings” and we did that… and then some. Topics covered include: Channing Tatum Jimmy John’s and their free smells Dashboard confessional sing-alongs These things In other words, a good time was had by all. Take a listen to it here and don’t forget to subscribe. Read More
Overdue Check-In Coming Soon!
My middle name must be “Richard Linklater” because I am a total slacker. However, I’m getting ready to rejoin the land of the online living so be sure to check back soon because I’ve got some exciting stuff planned for this here space. Until then, I leave you with a picture of Chynna Phillips… er, I mean, Miley Cyrus and her new haircut. Why? Why not. Read More
She’ll Be Comin’ ‘Round The Mountain
I’ve spent most of the weekend shackled to my laptop, toiling away on my book proposal for what feels like the millionth time. I’m totes exhausted—even though I’ve barely moved from my dining room table except to sleep, eat, potty and watch the occasional episode of iCarly. Okay, that’s not entirely true. This morning, while I waited for the TimeWarner dude to replace my half-eaten internet wires (damn vermin!), I also caught... Read More
Holy Cuteballs!
Um—there are no words. That said, I proudly present my newest obsession. Enjoy! PS… Proper post coming tomorrow. Swears!! Read More
New Gig: Word Inventor
Big ups to MONSTERRUNBYCOYOTES! Read More
Vocab Is Delish
I think I invented a new word. Check it! Cupdate [kuhp-deyt] noun, verb, dat⋅ed, dat⋅ing: A social appointment, engagement or occassion arranged beforehand with another person and revolved around either 1.) the presence of cupcakes, or 2.) the act of consuming cupcakes. EX] “I totes have a cupdate with the lovely Jessica Louise tomorrow night and I’m heaving with excitement!!” What’cha think?? Read More
